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[May. 6th, 2008|11:50 pm] |
i don't ever end up having loads of stuff that i want everyone to know
and this is boring so i might have to retire again. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|10:13 pm] |
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nancy grace is always happy |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|10:56 pm] |
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a big portion of my life is undocumented! oh well |
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[Apr. 4th, 2007|01:43 pm] |
i always thought the plural of fish was fish
AM I CRAZY? |
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[Jan. 8th, 2007|03:08 pm] |
dear A.S.S.,
you are so weird for being 18. happy birthdayz. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2006|02:50 pm] |
the lady in front of me at cvs today was pretty strange.
she was singing to the pharmacy tech.,
but she doesn't nkow how to sing
so it sounded like she was just talking and saying weird things.
when it was my turn, the pharmacy tech. was like "omg she's crazy!,"
like we were best friends,
but really i just look like a normal person so she assumed i'd be like "yeah! crazy!"
she was right, but what if! |
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[Oct. 6th, 2006|02:04 pm] |
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itching boobs is annoying, even if you're by yourself so you can be as weird as you want about it |
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[Sep. 20th, 2006|12:31 pm] |
it is really beneficial for people to realize their own faults and even better when they admit them
because that's how i like my people to taste |
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[Aug. 26th, 2006|10:07 pm] |
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the dish ran away with the spoon |
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[Aug. 25th, 2006|04:53 pm] |
the telephone at work smells REALLY good
i'm serious. it's like laundry detergent cologne phone |
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[Jul. 26th, 2006|11:21 pm] |
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i wish i was more like luigi |
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[Jul. 7th, 2006|11:50 am] |
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nobody knows that i eat worms three times every day. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2006|07:51 pm] |
maybe i drink too much water
nooooooooooooo |
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[May. 25th, 2006|12:10 pm] |
college is over; tomorrow i go home
wahwah
i'm actually excited to be done, i'm sick of these kids
i'm always sick of school and then 2 weeks after being home
i'm ready to go back
i'm
i'm
i'm unintentional
anyway
i'm having a graduation party on june 10
if you know where i live,and you are appropriate, you can come
it's like a family party not a college party
after i brush my teeth, i'm always hungry |
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[May. 16th, 2006|12:21 pm] |
c monster burns
i just wanna elevate myself |
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[May. 1st, 2006|11:13 am] |
when short hair gets long and does that thing
the best part about not being in college next year
is i can go to the bathroom and not have to know
what 50 other butts smell like
i wish i could administer my own iron tests
draggin the line
i can't believe kate burned her own father alive! |
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[Apr. 25th, 2006|11:12 am] |
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there's something happening here |
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